abandonedkitten:

popfairy:

blueisforscarvesandboxes:

david-bui:

do you ever just feel so awkward when you buy something and pay in cash and the cashier gives you the change back but you take a few seconds to put the money in your wallet and you can feel the world judging you from afar 

I’m glad it isn’t just me

I’m a cashier and let me tell you that nobody cares and nobody is judging you, I love you.

Can you be my cashier forever

laughcentre:

allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

8 times
8 times I have scrolled past this
I now understand

orima-kazooie:

ygocanonshuffle:

can you imagine being the mother of a yu-gi-oh character

you spend the nine months of your pregnancy so excited for your child, and then he’s born with hair like this

and you’re like, “shit, look at that hair. he’s obviously going to be a protagonist. what’s going to happen to him 15 years from now?”

“I don’t want to be a tragic backstory”

awkwardvagina:

so i googled gangster goose and let me tell you that i was not disappointed 

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

ive never actually seen high school musical can someone give me a summary

pip-pip-scooby-doo:

starfish-are-stickers:

you know what’s fucking worse than NO pockets?

fucking FAKE POCKETS

THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT

one time i bought a coat and i thought it had pockets but they were fake and then one day a hole ripped in the seam and i discovered there were fully made perfectly good pockets that had been sewn closed for no reason

popthecreeper:

lennythereviewer:

xinnyx:

lennythereviewer:

owo:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

What…?

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

ok here goes

NO

So what would happen if I used sunglasses?

UM. GUYS? I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING

Amateurs.

I still have my potter 3D glasses from Deathly Hallows. Let’s try those!

Damn…nothing….though my eyes tingle a bit for some reason…

imokwiththis:

torgue:

if you’re ever sad think of the anatomy in the xxxHolic anime

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